Who doesn't?

Lil Wayne has two primary passions: making music and smoking weed. Tonight, those have come into conflict. Wayne is sitting on his tour bus in New Orleans, having come back to his hometown for two concerts. He'd like to head into a studio to do some mixing for Tha Carter III, 2008's most anticipated rap album. But there's a problem. Wayne isn't allowed to smoke in the studio. So he stays on the bus, lighting blunt after blunt and watching Animal Planet on the TV. He'll sleep there tonight for the same reason: Wayne can't smoke in his hotel room either.







Kid cudi ready to get lifted in NYC





Ooooooo yyeaaaaaaaaa ( guy from Zataran rice commercial voice)


DAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMN












Souljah boy got rich and lost his mind between tattoos and weed!







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iPhone3G[S]

How do you smoke your ganja?

There are many different ways to enjoy your weed, from dutchmaster cigars to ez wider white sheets! Bongs & pipes Hookahs & bowls, I suggest you try them all!


9x outta 10 any rolling paper has assorted flavors! Mos of us use sheets because of the convenience but hookahs provide a cleaner smoke because it is filtered thru water! (I have even tried substituting water with vodka, that's just me) I suggest you use a hookah, bong or pipe if your smoking the better quality weed jus to experience the difference!!!!


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Oh where? Oh where can she be?

In search of something different
My mind is somewhat twisted
Thru the clouds, I'm coming down I need something to get lifted.
Something bright, not too dense
Frosty leaves and a fruity scent
Roll it up, puff puff pass
In the clouds I will sit
Mary Jane is my friend
Oh where? Oh where can she be?


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Roll It Up 101 pt1

Rolling a blunt aka an "L" ( L because after its rolled it looks like a lower cased l )isn't difficult, but it does take practice, patience and TECHNIQUE! the way you roll an L will determine the way it burns, smells, taste and most importantly THE HIGH you will receive! (even if you have superb weed,rolling it wrong will F**K you up!) with that in mind, you need to choose the type of cigar to use. (swisha sweets,
Backwoods, eZ rolls, dutchmasters cigarillos etc) I prefer a cigarillo but make sure it's not dry or stale!
**breaking your bud up... I reccomend investing in a crusher! Saves time and energy and helps wit the stems and seeds. ( depending on the weed your using) you don't want it too fine but big pcs can poke holes into your L and prevent you from hitting it right! Now that you've prepared your bud and chosen your "Rollie" let's twist it up! Stay tuned for the step by step video

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Some flicks to watch while under the influence of ganja

Knocked up
Reefer Madness
How High
Hangover
SuperBad
StepBrothers
Pineapple Express
Next Day Air
Belly
Friday
Next Friday
Friday after next
(no particular order)

Crappy Day

A stressful day,
So pissed off,
Work was crap,
I've lost the plot,
I storm back home,
Down to my den,
I smoke a cone,
And feel good again.



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FEED ME WEED

A raving and a craving,
False penchant for misbehaving,
A need and a greed,
Healthy appetite to feed.

A fool for your fuel,
Just a dealers' broken tool,
A must for a bust,
Or your soul will turn to rust.

A joke for your smoke,
So the demons won't evoke,
Play J. Beadle for your needle,
Steal some bread (or one more wheedle)

Just a sot for your pot,
And the 'high' you havent got,
Out of whack for your smack,
And the nirvana that you lack.

Goodbye wife, that's just life,
(Bitch can't take a little strife,)
Nothing left, Just bereft,
Life has pinned you in it's cleft.

Lying prone, in the zone,
Got no money, sold your phone,
Drifting free, sights to see,
No-one here, just 'it' and me.

Descending slow, to the low,
And back to hell once more we go,
Reality greeting, cycle repeating,
Morals, manners and sense defeating.

Life now dull, meanings null,
Devil pounding in your skull,
Railroad track, arms and back,
When's the express coming back?

Spare some change, Sir? Pleeeaaaseeeeee!!








JennyLee


bridgetjanejone
March 22, 2004
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Ok, well I actually like a lot of your poems and I only comment on any poems I BASICALLY like even if they ain't perfect or my cup of tea. Seeing as you are so nit-picking with mine (in a nice way of course:-) For me (just my opinion which is very humble) I think you overuse the word "A". I don't like "or your soul will turn to rust" forced IMHO :-) and a cliche. Also, I don't understand "joke for your smoke" verse. Fifth verse the word "it" doesn't quite seem to fit (pardon the unforced rhyme!) Also the last line kills it for me I thought there would be a stronger ending.

Actually it is a really good poem, but we can all do with some honest critiquing can't we

Albrecht Duracell
March 21, 2004
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Very Nice!
Your reply to my poem 'Marble-Finish Myopia' being both articulate and accurate has prompted me to stop by and see what you were about. It is interesting to note the parallels between the two poems, as this also seems to be a list of things which ultimately makes a note on the decadence of society by allowing the reader to draw his/her own conclusion. De ja vu!
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